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624. filipino boxspring hog by =allenjmiller:iconallenjmiller:


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well i hung on to Mary's stump
i danced with a soldier's glee
with a Rum Soaked Crook and a big fat laugh
i spent my last dollar on thee
i saw Bill Bones, gave him a yell
kehoe spiked the nog
with a chain link fence and a scrap iron jaw
cookin' up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
cookin' up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
cookin' up a Filipino Box Spring Hog

spider rolled in from Hollister Burn
with a one-eyed stolen mare
donned himself with chicken fat
sawin' on a jaw bone violin there
kathleen was sittin' down in Little Red's Recovery Room
in her criminal underwear bra
i was naked to the waist with my fierce black hound
and i'm cookin' up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
cookin' up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
cookin' up a Filipino Box Spring Hog

dig a big pit in a dirt alley road
fill it with madrone and bay
stinks like hell and the neighbors complain
don't give a hoot what they say
gotta slap that hog
roll em over twice
gotta baste him with a sweeping broom
you gotta swat them flies and chain up the dogs
cookin' up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
cookin' up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
cookin' up a Filipino Box Spring Hog

rattle snake piccata with grapes and figs
old brown Betty with a yellow wig
tain't the mince meat filigree
and it ain't the turkey neck stew
and it ain't them bruleed okra seeds
though she made them especially for you
worse won a prize for her bottom black pie
the beans got thrown to the dogs

jaheseus Christ, I can always make room
cookin' up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
cookin' up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
cookin' up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
cookin' up a Filipino Box Spring Hog

--Tom

sometimes you see things in the desert that are completely inexplicable. this is one of those things. it's really not that far from the road. less than a hundred yards. and in that sea of white i'd imagine you can see bare ass for at least a mile.

so i figure either this dude had a loaf he couldn't wait to pinch (been there done that and it isn't fun). or maybe he had an irresistible urge to go commando at the very moment when he was walking through the desert and didn't feel like going over to the port-a-john.

the other possibility, a slim one, is that this guy was a total dork, you know, revenge of the nerds style, and there just happened to be a bully hanging out there waiting to hand out the obligatory atomic wedgie. this is white sands, the site of the first atomic explosion all the way back in the 40's. maybe the bully was trying to recreate that incident.

there may be other explanations, but i've been over it quite a few times and these are the only ones i can come up with.

anyone have a better one?

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:iconallenjmiller:
thanks

--
all the ways you wish you could be,
that's me.
i look like you wanna look,
i fuck like you wanna fuck,
i am smart, capable,
and most importantly,
i am free in all the ways that you are not.
--palahniuk
:iconpsd-extension:
Im kindof upset, when I first saw this I thought it was some blood thirsty Cobra ready to strike the camera...





(but then I realized it was just some fabric) haha
Nice Photo (but it could have been a great photo)

--
DRU.exe
:iconallenjmiller:
lol. it's funny. tighty-whitey waistbands aren't something you see laying around all over. i was thoroughly amused by it

--
all the ways you wish you could be,
that's me.
i look like you wanna look,
i fuck like you wanna fuck,
i am smart, capable,
and most importantly,
i am free in all the ways that you are not.
--palahniuk
:iconomagnas:
does it get cold at night there? they say when you become hypothermic, things go through your mind and you think you're too hot and start stripping down. that's a grim thought but all i could think of. cool ass shot though, no pun intended ;)

--
Still searching for the final theory, about our fate...
Destiny, the dark energy
:iconerene:
Great shot Allen. Too many this scene may have passed unnoticed.
You have managed to capture this so well.
Those elastics can be very irritating :)
:iconallenjmiller:
considering that it was well over 100 degrees out there i doubt that anyone was getting hypothermic. maybe hyperthermic

--
all the ways you wish you could be,
that's me.
i look like you wanna look,
i fuck like you wanna fuck,
i am smart, capable,
and most importantly,
i am free in all the ways that you are not.
--palahniuk
:iconallenjmiller:
thank you. i imagine they can. though i haven't worn tighty-whitey's since i was a small child

--
all the ways you wish you could be,
that's me.
i look like you wanna look,
i fuck like you wanna fuck,
i am smart, capable,
and most importantly,
i am free in all the ways that you are not.
--palahniuk
:iconpsd-extension:
haha, I didnt realize it was a tighty-whitey waist band. It still would have better if it was a snake though.

--
DRU.exe

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May 26, 2008, 10:33:01 AM

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